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Female Language

Female Language

My 20 Rules to the female language, sadly has taken a life time for many men to understand and few to have learned it early on.

#1… If you should find her looking at your mouth, then give her a breath stealing kiss.

#2… If she pushes you or hits you like a dummy, because she thinks she is stronger than you are. Fall down like a damn fool, just make sure when you do, and you have her in your arms, when she falls with you, but lands on you.

#3… When she starts to curse at you at you trying to act all tough, kiss her deeply, making her believe it and let her know just how much you love her.

#4… If she is quiet, go ahead and ask her what is wrong, and be ready to listen, truly listen when she tells you.

#5… When she ignores you, guess what she really isn’t, so pay her the attention she is longing from you.

#6… When she pulls away, pull her back and let her feel, she is being held by you.

#7… When she even thinks she looks her worst, stare into her eyes, truly get lost in your gaze of her and tell her how beautiful she truly is.

#8…  Should you see those tears, welling up in her eyes, take her firmly into your arms and hold her, and don’t say a thing until she does, just hold her.

#9… If she is walking either away from you or pass you, sneak up behind her and take her by the waist and give her a kiss on her neck.

#10… In those times that you see she is afraid, hold her gently and let her know how safe and protected she is with you.

#11… If one day you walk in to find her wearing some of your clothes, smile at her, trust me, she will read your face, and know that you know she was just missing you, so let her wear them. Oh and give her another reason to want to wear them again.

#12… Those times when she is teasing you, trying to get your attention. Stop what you’re doing and tease her back, hell end up on the floor tickling her, just make her laugh.

#13… When in those moments, when she doesn’t answer, or reply back to you in the time you think she should. Let her know everything will all be ok and that you can work it out together.

#14… When she says that she loves you, know this to be true above all else, that woman, really does love you more than you will ever know.

#15… When she reaches out to grab your hand, and she will, take hold of hers, lock your fingers with her fingers and play with her fingers as well.

#16… Should she bump you, bump her back just be ready to catch her so she doesn’t fall, not unless like in rule (#2…) make sure she falls on top of you, then you can roll over on top of her.

#17… When that woman confides in you, telling you her hearts secrets, keep them safe, keep them secret. That means you are more than just a man there, you’re her friend.  

#18… When those times happen that you catch her looking into your eyes, you can blink, but you dare not break that look until she does first. Get lost in her stare, like you would in yours of her.  

#19… Oh when she says it’s over, it is never over until she is no longer there, so you damn bastards better fight for her, because that is what she wants from you.

#20… Repeat the 19 above, adding new ones everyday, as long as you are hers. Oh what you learn about her today, remember it tomorrow, she is keeping track.

Posted By Franco the Discerning Gentlemen

Updated : 16th October 2021 | Words : 655 | Views : 2353

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